Ban The User Above You

This is a fun game in which you get to make up a fictional reason for banning someone
Say there was someone above me

I would say something like this for example:

"Banned for having a pancake on your head"

And the person below that person would rate the person above him and so on

So
Lets Begin

Lelouch should be banned cause he's afraid of himself O_o

Banned For Not Having a Signature xD

BANNED FOR NOT MAKING ME ONE!

Banned Because I Made you One Earlier xDD

Banned fo- oh yeah.

Banned for telling the truth xD

Banned for just realizing that I was telling the truth XD

Banned for being a head admin!

Banned for not bieng a head admin o_o

Banned for hitting me with a low blow

Banned for me just realizing I hit you with a low blow

Banned for including this smiley in the smiley database:

I think I'm going to name him Gilbert.

Banned for naming the smiley Gilbert

Banned for hating on Gilbert when he did nothing hostile toward you.

Banned because Gilbert is about to be killed by poachers

Banned because you're wrong... Gilbert is invincible. He's like the elephant version of Hidan. Best part is, he's too large to fall into a hole. Ha!

Banned because If you threw Gilbert Into A Tar pit He Would Get Stuck

Banned for having a good point.

Banned because I could think of several other points also

Banned for having too many points like a porcupine.

Banned because porcupines can shoot their points o_o

Banned for threatening me with your points.

Banned because those weren't my points, they were a porcupines points

Banned for being a porcupine.

Banned because im not a porcupine